Caesar's Vocabulary

I did this early on after Caesar came to live with me, but it's definitely time for an update. Here's a list of all the things that come to mind that Caesar says as well as the sounds he makes. I'm certain this list isn't all inclusive as he said things in his first owner's home that he hasn't said since coming to live with me, but that I was told about. Please keep in mind that some of these things he learned before coming to live with me or from other family members. I do not yell at my bird or teach him profanity.

Words/Phrases
Hello
Caesar
Ready?
Hush
What?
Why?
Huh?
Hey Buddy
Oh
Go Yankees/Go Yanks
Come on
Come here
Savannah/Vannah (my dog)
Bubba (other dog)
Step Up
Mom
I love you/I love you Caesar
Whatcha Doing?
Scooby Dooby Doo (this one is particularly hilarious)
Ooooo/Mmmm (when he sees food he is particularly excited about)
Peek a boo
Ball (usually when I show him one but he hasn't said it in a while)
Get your ball/Where's your ball? (learned it from his 1st owner talking to his dogs)
Where's your bird? (same as above)
Marley (1st owner's dog)
Anna Pearl (1st owner's other dog)
Good boy!
Good bird!
Pretty bird
Hey! (he usually says this or Mom! when I leave the room he's in)
Car Car (my niece Carsyn's nickname)
Ok
Bye
Shut up (learned this before I got him)
No
Oh Caesar
You little brat (I just discovered he can say this, and I laughed a lot)
Nose (same as above)
Mother F**ker (also learned this before I got him or from my father)
Jack*ss (same as above)
Gimme kiss
One
Two
Ewww
Alright

Household Sounds/Noises
Laughs
Door knock
3 different home phone rings (one from each place he has lived)
2 different cell phone rings
Alarm being set
Burp (learned before I got him, I have manners)
Fart (same as above!)
Microwave being set
Microwave going off
Answering machine (he's too far away from it to learn exactly what it says, he sounds a little demonic when he mimics it)
Cell phone being plugged in to charge
Computer being turned on
Incoming e-mail
Cell phone alarm
Dog bark
Wolf howl (it's actually my dogs but I taught him wolves howl)
Cough (my cousin was really sick at one point in time)
Sneeze (same as above)
Nose blowing (same as above)
Whistles the Imperial March from Star Wars
Wolf whistles
Whistles songs of his own creation
Makes kissing sounds

Commands/Tricks

Step up (although sometimes he's a brat about doing it
What does the doggy say? - He barks in response
What does Mama say? - He responds with I love you, kissing sounds or Good boy!
What does the wolf say? - He howls
He also dances on command or if I do it. We're working on more animals and additional dance moves.